An explosive tell-all book on the behind-the-scenes life of the University Students’ Council executive is set for release this summer, Random House confirmed on Wednesday.
“The most obvious and cost-effective solution is to barricade them in.”
Western's athletic department announced at an empty press conference the signing of seven-year-old Peyton Brady on Wednesday evening.
Scientists are now speculating that the condition known colloquially as “being a raging douche” might be a symptom of the environment.
The rise of the Donald in the United States has highlighted many of Western’s own problems on its campus. Illegal immigration, birth control, gun rights and lax punishments are all rampant at this university. In keeping with the inspirational Trump's manifesto, I detail a plan through which …